[ Lacking a stepladder, this just means Tech Boy needs to be around more often to be climbed on instead of the counters and furniture. He is probably getting too much enjoyment from carrying K around over his shoulders, but (despite his usual bad attitude) he really does like kids. Indirectly, he'd raised quite a few of them in recent years. And even thought this kid is K's adult mind in a child-shaped body, it counts in the god's perception. With almost a parent-like patience, even while he's fighting with them over the Network, kids can get away with a lot in Tech Boy's presence.

Hence the frog. Hence not dropping K when he points out Tech Boy's failure at the fetch request. ]

I'd better be more useful than a stepladder, or you're in trouble.

[ He's strong enough to shift K's weight a little to get him into a better position to search through the cupboards. He's pretty interested in whatever K's doing. Tech Boy is good at a lot of things, but anything kitchen-related is not one of them. He's a fast food and takeout kind of guy. ]

I like McDonalds. [ He really does not have a classier answer than that. Please help him, K. That stereotype applicable to many of the Internet God's followers doesn't come from nowhere. ] And pizza. I don't really have to eat, so I usually just snack because I like to.